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• Jun. 30, 2022 - The Onion Shares Its Social Media Guidelines For Reporters  The Onionwww.theonion.comThe Onion Shares Its Social Media Guidelines For Reporters - The Onion
• Jul. 1, 2022 - Phil Mickelson: ‘Taking Money From The Saudis Leaves Less Money For The Next 9/11’  The Onionwww.theonion.comPhil Mickelson: ‘Taking Money From The Saudis Leaves Less Money For The Next 9/11’ - The Onion
• Jul. 1, 2022 - Supreme Court Casually Mentions Nation Now Divided Into Six Provinces Ruled By Conservative Justices  The Onionwww.theonion.comSupreme Court Casually Mentions Nation Now Divided Into Six Provinces Ruled By Conservative Justi...
• Jul. 1, 2022 - Biggest Lies Americans Are Taught About The 4th Of July  The Onionwww.theonion.comBiggest Lies Americans Are Taught About The 4th Of July - The Onion
• Jul. 1, 2022 - Justice Breyer Officially Retires  The Onionwww.theonion.comJustice Breyer Officially Retires - The Onion
• Jul. 1, 2022 - Amy Coney Barrett Worried Rest Of Feminist Book Club Mad At Her  The Onionwww.theonion.comAmy Coney Barrett Worried Rest Of Feminist Book Club Mad At Her - The Onion
• Jun. 30, 2022 - Former Aide: Trump Was Told Protesters Had Weapons On Jan. 6  The Onionwww.theonion.comFormer Aide: Trump Was Told Protesters Had Weapons On Jan. 6 - The Onion
• Jul. 1, 2022 - Completely Legal Reasons Pharmacists Can Use To Refuse Birth Control  The Onionwww.theonion.comCompletely Legal Reasons Pharmacists Can Use To Refuse Birth Control - The Onion
• Jul. 1, 2022 - Airbnb Banning Party Houses Permanently  The Onionwww.theonion.comAirbnb Banning Party Houses Permanently - The Onion
• Jul. 1, 2022 - Elmo Receives Vasectomy In PSA On Preventing Unwanted Pregnancies  The Onionwww.theonion.comElmo Receives Vasectomy In PSA On Preventing Unwanted Pregnancies - The Onion
• Jun. 30, 2022 - Migrant Imprisoned At Border Should Weep In English  The Onionwww.theonion.comMigrant Imprisoned At Border Should Weep In English - The Onion
• Jun. 30, 2022 - Hospital Vaporized By Powerful Blast Of Energy Released From Splitting Conjoined Twins  The Onionwww.theonion.comHospital Vaporized By Powerful Blast Of Energy Released From Splitting Conjoined Twins - The Onion
• Jun. 30, 2022 - Americans Discuss Whether Biden Should Run Again  The Onionwww.theonion.comAmericans Discuss Whether Biden Should Run Again - The Onion
• Jun. 30, 2022 - Pete Buttigieg’s Locomotive Always Taking Up 2 Whole Parking Spots  The Onionwww.theonion.comPete Buttigieg’s Locomotive Always Taking Up 2 Whole Parking Spots - The Onion
• Jun. 29, 2022 - Friends Always Trying To Set Up Single Woman With New Puzzle  The Onionwww.theonion.comFriends Always Trying To Set Up Single Woman With New Puzzle - The Onion
• Jul. 1, 2022 - Man Disgusted After Shining Blacklight On Ejaculating Penis  The Onionwww.theonion.comMan Disgusted After Shining Blacklight On Ejaculating Penis - The Onion
• Jun. 29, 2022 - Americans React To Roe V. Wade Being Overturned  The Onionwww.theonion.comAmericans React To Roe V. Wade Being Overturned - The Onion
• Jun. 28, 2022 - Bipartisan Gun Control Bill Signed Into Law  The Onionwww.theonion.comBipartisan Gun Control Bill Signed Into Law - The Onion
• Jun. 29, 2022 - Losing Custody Of Kids Only Makes Single Dad More Appealing  The Onionwww.theonion.comLosing Custody Of Kids Only Makes Single Dad More Appealing - The Onion
• Jun. 28, 2022 - Amazing In-Flight Perks That Airlines Had In The 1960s  The Onionwww.theonion.comAmazing In-Flight Perks That Airlines Had In The 1960s - The Onion